TSA

OK...now here we go.... Jesus...the world is going to piss... with the global famines, droughts, oil spills, Palin's wild kingdom, Al Gore’s weather, North Korea not playing fair with South Korea...that Jennifer Grey still in the running on dances with the stars (she's as star how???? (not like that brittol palin gal...jesus) How many years ago was she a star***? with that jumping off point plastic surgery that destines her to look like Joan Rivers......





really Joan...really?


With all this going on...I think we have better things to worry about...like what our junk is going to look like under TSA scans...

Here is the breakdown regarding the millimeter vs. backscatter scans... I'm thinking you can tell the "mood" of someone better on the backscatter... I'm definitely wearing the "prosthetic" next time.



This is what they want me to believe they find..? How do you hide a gun down there? and what's that on his shoulder...a parrot? They scanned the goddamn parrot???? Where's the number to PETA!!!!

And what the hell is this.... what is she trying to sneak in there...it looks like a small cat...or a ferret...a possum? Seriously..? Is this what we're looking for posum bombs?


WHAT?



Someone might be getting happy to see the TSA agents..


but seriously... is this what they were hoping to see?



I'm not sure if this scanning thing is all that it's cracked up to be.... the Israelis think it's a waste of time... and they have to have the most experience... I'm thinking that the opt out...give me the full meal deal thing is probably the way to go... you might get some of this...
or this...




soon...we'll need to teach the little one's early...
Or train it in school and make it an olympic event...

2020 body cavity search gold......wait for it.... Ben Dover from Westfield, Nebraska... he's majoring in finance with a minor in law... he really get's into his work... digging and prodding... getting to the "root" of the matter..


We do have options...
*Deal with it...
*Don't fly...
*Call your congressman to change the standards...
*Take the low tech scan...


Or...your new travel attire...




Your choice.

Comments

Trent Reker said…
dude. you are right on. what a group needs to do is book an entire flight and then refuse both the machine and the pat down. have an attorney present who specializes in 4th amendment rights. do it in dc, ny, la, someplace where the media will swarm like a thousand yogi bear clones to an unattended picnic basket.

then watch what happens.

our liberties are being trampled in the name of "national security," which is a euphemism for "this is one more step to break your will and eventually enslave you."

more people die from bee stings than terrorists every year.

thank god the bees are dying.... mysteriously...

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