The douche speaks out in defense... and Snook's still rollin

Witnesses: Jason Bateman Is Lying About iPhone Incident
USMagazine, June 29, 2010

"Deny it all you want, Jason Bateman.

After two sources confirmed to USmagazine.com the actor, 41, outraged more than 2,000 people by cutting in line for an iPhone 4 last week, he wrote on Twitter, "There wasn't one boo. Not one hiss. The Apple guy brought me in away from the paparazzi. Period. I was content in line. I wish I'd stayed."
I wished he had stayed too...cause he would of got his ass beat by the crazies in line... sitting in line for 6-7 hours... are you F'n serious... dude... really... If I was retarded enough to wait that long and I saw that the grown up version of rick Schroeder's buddy "Derek Taylor " from Silver F'n Spoons stroll past me....I'd go ballistic as well... Bateman's very lucky... one of those zombies might have bent that douche over and downloaded a new "app" for him.

But more eyewitnesses have come forward to back up Us' report that he was escorted by employees into the store. And there was, at most, one photographer "who kept a respectful distance," customer Andrew Hamer tells Us.

..."I heard commotion in the back. I thought someone was fighting," says Mayhew. "Then he strolls right on by with the Genius Bar guys and suddenly people in my area started to yell, 'What the hell is going on?'" (Hamer says Community actor Donald Glover saw Bateman getting walked in and "tried to get the same special treatment, but [employees] told him, 'Nope! Sorry!'")

What? Not for Donald Glover...the great community actor? He gets no love?
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"It was loud, passive-aggressive anger. There was a chorus of boos and then people shouting, 'What?' and 'We've been here for hours!' We were patiently waiting before then [and] that just made everyone's blood boil," adds Mayhew. "Plus, people starting yelling at the Apple guys too. They escorted him like he was a pretty big deal."
yeah Apple... nice job...way to go.... developing and marketing a phone that everybody wants and will stand in line for 7 hours to get... real smart....



What... the Snookster is still brawlin? cha! Trainwreck #3 back in da' mix...



By Melissa Hunter
The new season of "Jersey Shore" airs in just a few weeks, but Snooki is already putting on a show. When she's not posing for Rolling Stone in ridiculous bathing suits, she's getting banned from bars. Yeah, we know, we've heard this story before, but apparently she was fighting recklessly with her BFF Stephanie over her secret boyfriend, Kenny, yelling the requisite lewd remarks about their genitalia. *Sigh* We love that even when the cameras aren't on Snooks, she still puts on a show.


ya see...rolling with the quido's...throwin down...talk up ya' junk... orange colored jersey chicks...you gotta love'm...

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