Thought about going camping this weekend...

Till I remembered the last camping trip..... when those GODDAMN WEASALS tried to rip off my F'n flesh... Goddamn sons a bitches...!


Help...Help...Help! I cried...but nobody cared.
Nobody cared about me or my milky white flesh...so subtle and smooth... No...nobody cared enough to help..

Some cried...


The sight was so horific that some even lost their lunch.



And some laughed by their tanks....




But not CHUCK NORRIS! He put down the total gym...got in his attack jet...flew over and beat up the great weasal leader to save me.

Thank you Chuck Norris... You're right up there in the ranks with:

Elvis, Steve McQueen, John Wayne and Bruce Lee.


A tip of my hat to you sir... a tip of my hat...